Pity the poor NYC cabby: Hes got to navigate traffic jams, handle unruly passengers, and master foreign languages (like English). Youve got it much easier in Crazy Taxi 2, which green-lights every drivers sadistic fantasy by letting you tear it up through the Big Apples streets and sidewalkspedestrians be damned. After choosing one of four drivers, its time for you to haul asphalt through a cartoonish rendering of the City That Never Brakes, collecting passengers and racking up tips along the way. If CT2 isnt a significant tune-up of the original, it at least retains the best qualities of its predecessor, including smooth controls and a rockin Offspring soundtrack, while throwing in some new moves, like, yknow, the ability to jump over other cars. Hey, alls fare in love and war.