Smuggler’s Run 2, Hostile Territory

Reviewed by:
Ryan Boyce

Smuggling drugs isn’t much fun when it involves swallowing condoms to sneak cocaine across the border, but it’s a blast when you drive all-terrain vehicles full of contraband right through police barricades. And that’s just for starters. After you plunder wussy democracies, you earn the big bucks by hauling big-ticket items in paradises such as Vietnam or Russia. The cross-fire ambushes by blood-thirsty police and ruthless terrain can be a royal pain in the ass, but at least they don’t hurt your poop-chute nearly as much as those crack-filled Trojans.