Remember good ol Pac-Man? That little yellow ball of fun that ate dots, dodged ghosts, and got mauled by killer apes? What the hell is going on here? Namco has bastardized one of our favorite timewasters into a ho-hum jump-a-thon with the occasional maze thrown in. Havent we seen enough Super Mario rip-offs in the past few years to last us a lifetime? All us old fogeys desire is one damned video game that doesnt require No-Doz and a case of Red Bull to get through.