Barry Bonds is a jerk, Ken Caminiti cries (then lies) about steroids, and the players union is threatening to strike. Whats not to like about Americas favorite pastime? If youre like us and think its high time that someone teaches those overpaid whiners a thing or two, then you should pick up a copy of Midways MLB Slugfest. True to its name, this punishing game takes some of the wussiness out of baseball, and were not just talking collisions at the plate. Extending singles into triples is as easy as roundhousing the first baseman, and if some mulleted pitcher is giving you too much heat, try clobbering him into submission. Sure, it may sound ugly, but can you think of anything more fun (or therapeutic) than making Randy Johnson cry like a girl?