Mike Tyson Heavyweight Boxing

Reviewed by:
Ryan Boyce

Making fun of Mike Tyson can make anyone feel kinda guilty—only R. Kelly jokes come easier. It’s a shame that the makers of this pathetically boring boxing game didn’t realize this. Instead of taking advantage of their cover boy by letting you do cool stuff like ear biting, threatening to sodomize your opponents, and running up $60,000 in cell phone bills, all you get to do is beat up on generic boxers who wouldn’t be recognized on the side of a milk carton. But then again, that makes a lot of sense—those stiffs are the only guys that Tyson can beat in the ring these days anyway.

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