The good news: You finally have X-ray vision. The bad news? There are no girls around wearing slinky dresses. In Superman, you actually have all of the Man of Steels superpowers at your disposal from the get gotoo bad the flying action feels like slow-mo and you have to seek out your opponents. You do get to take on all of the classic villains in MetropolisBraniac 13 and Lex Luthor, among othersbut not before fighting through a number of mind-numbing missions with unrecognizable characters. Clark Kent might want to stay in that phone booth.