Remember how 70s movies like Convoy made the life of a trucker seem like one high-stakes adventure after another? Well, King hopes to rescue those asphalt cowboys from the diesel-choked, Preparation Hsplattered workaday hell their lives have become since the glory days. As one of the games crazy truckerswhich range from a samurai to a soul brotheryou pilot humongous 18-wheelers from windy Chicago to balmy L.A. There are plenty of rival rigs and objectives (like impressing the Queens of Route 66and, no, none of them are named Bubba) along the way in this Crazy Taxistyle romp. Unfortunately, the games pace rarely manages to grind past second gear, making this a much longer haul than it really should be.