Fila World Tour Tennis

Reviewed by:
Alex Porter

We’re all for entertainment that features sweaty, grunting lesbians in tiny skirts, but tennis? Eh. Begin this game of glorified Pong by picking arcade, quick game, or World Tour mode. In the latter, you start out ranked 100th and work your way through training and matches on a variety of court surfaces (except extra crunchy, dammit). Defeat opponents with forehands, backhands, and lobs, and use trigger buttons to spin the shot left or right. Win and you accumulate “cash” and a closet full of Fila-wear. Problem is, you don’t win often, as your on-screen player spends more time diving and fiddling with his racket than roping winners down the line. In short, these guys (controlled by you) couldn’t return a late video to Blockbuster, much less a blistering serve.

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