Conker: Live and Reloaded

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Even if you missed the trash-talkin’ squirrel’s cosmically ironic Nintendo 64–only debut, rest easy—this director’s cut will still have censors shitting bricks. Explore a digitally remastered wonderland while trouncing singing turds, blasting through Matrix-style shootouts, and romancing buxom giants. Find a friend (note: the homeless will do anything for booze) and discover the game’s most meaningful addition: online multiplayer support. Playing as heavily-armed rodents or goose-stepping teddy bears, up to 16 people can torch each other. It’s more of everything you loved (and decent people protested).

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