Crave a purer form of pigskin, where painkillers and cheap shots arent just overlooked but encouraged? Then give this ballsy baller a try. Pick your team and earn touchdowns the old-fashioned way by cheating. Chop block, pancake, and body slam your way to victory, bloodying opponents and making em cry. Aw, is your hamstring hurting, Nancy? Mr. Magic Needle will make the painand horrifyingly banal play-by-playgo away.