If you like getting plastered, taking off your pants, and hollering at the TV like your wife had an affair with it, then you're the perfect candidate to play Head Coach. It's the perfect way to prove those sideline idiots wrong, letting joystick jockeys call all the football franchising shots. Your duties include, but aren't limited to, drafting players, bitching out the quarterback, writing plays, and managing egos. The kicker: After constructing your dream team, it imports directly into Madden NFL 07.