Ultimate Ghosts 'N Goblins

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

The old, 2D side-scroller gets a dust-off and a face-lift, then ported over to your PSP. Once again, you play as Arthur, an armor-clad knight on a quest to hide pornography on his PC from his wife. Woops—we meant "save a princess from certain doom." (The former is our own private little quest.) Arthur certainly has his work cut out for him. The monsters in this game are more horrible and more hideous than those god-forsaken creatures who press their faces against the Good Morning America studio windows each morning. Arthur has a tendency to lose his armor, so if the sight of a man's bare legs make you feel kind of funny inside, then avoid this game. The series has always been harder than Chinese arithmetic, but this time the gameplay pain is mitigated by three skill levels, instant respawns, and a save system. Tally-ho!

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