God Hand

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

In the mood for mindless tripe? Then this is the game for you. God Hand is unpolished, unambitious, and downright ugly most of the time—and God help us, we loved every crappy-assed minute of it. Imagine a free-roaming fighting game a la Final Fight set in a cheeseball Western town that's filled with groups of snarky bad guys in need of beatdowns. Naturally, you have some sort of mysterious high-powered right hand —that would be your "god hand," genius— that can wipe out these a-holes in bunches. The occasional laughing fat guy is thrown in to spice up the proceedings. God Hand may lack polish and production values, but like a trailer-park hooker, it still manages to be lovable trash.

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