Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

If your local game store smells like someone took a shit in a hatbox and left it sitting on top of a radiator, we've found the culprit: It's the latest Mortal Kombat game. We've been secretly wanting to perform a "Fatality" on the MK series for years now. Well, it finally looks like it's going to fall on its own sword: Midway is billing this as the last MK ever. (We'll believe it when we see it, Midway.) Gore, blood, and bare midriffs abound, as usual. Every single "kombatant" from the series is packed onto the disc. Seriously, this game comes with everything from a kart-racing game to the ability to even design your own fatality (except a handjob from Mileena). To quote the now-ancient marketing campaign, "Nothing, nothing can prepare you for the naps you'll be taking while playing this game."

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