Rockstar's games draw lawsuits like ants to a picnic. Or eyes to Beyonce's ass. Or our dry, cracked lips to beer bottles. But what Jack Thompson and other game-hating politicians neglect to mention is that Rockstar's products, in addition to tweaking political and social norms, are also pretty goddamn good games. Bully is no exception. You play as little Jimmy Hopkins, a prep-schooler with the balls and the buzzcut to take on the school's worst bullies. Your task: To intimidate the intimidators. Your tools: firecrackers, dodge balls, and "Kick Me" signs. Another big, bad, open-world game a la Grand Theft Auto, but it's so good, you'll forget all about that one humiliating time you went to the game store and tried to pre-order a PS3. (We can still hear those pimply-faced clerks laughing at us.)