BK Trilogy of Games

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

The next time you're stuffing your Whopper-hole at Burger King (or the "BK Inn" as our pappy used to call it; Pappy was a clever devil), you'll no doubt see a bunch of video games sitting next to the fryolater. No, you're not hallucinating from all the NutraSweet you snorted in grade school. The BK Inn is actually in the games business, at least "for a limited time." This trilogy of Kingly games isn't the typical promotional pap. There's actually some depth and replay value here. Poketbike Racer is a speedy little racing game that lets the King—who's face is getting shinier than that scary Wildenstein lady's sheeny visage—a guy in a chicken suit, and Brooke Burke (fully clothed) battle it out in parking lots and backyards. Big Bumpin' may sound like a porno starring fat people, but it's actually a game that puts the King and company in bumper cars and lets them bump one another silly. We give the game two chicken fries up for really nailing the carnival atmosphere. Finally, Sneak King is like Metal Gear Solid starring the King. Only instead of putting unsuspecting soliders in sleeper holds, the King sneaks up on people and delivers BK sandwiches. As long as you don't expect too much from these games, you'll definitely get your $3.99's worth. Just remember to wipe the onion ring grease off your hands before picking up the controller, you dirty, inconsiderate bastage.

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