WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

A.K.A. "Half Naked Men Pretending to be Mad at Each Other 2007." Seriously, we can barely tolerate the sight of our own nude torsos in the bathroom mirror each morning. No, we haven't been 'rassling fans since the underrated George "the Animal" Steel ate his last turnbuckle. Taking a page out of EA's "Fight Night" handbook, this year's version forces you to use the right analog stick to do your 'rassling moves (as opposed to traditional button presses). But this game is vexed with load screen after load screen after load screen. We seriously had to wait for a load screen to load. Note to THQ: Hire new programmers, stat! On the plus side, the game does feature 40-plus original storylines of the "I'm mad about this" variety, perfect for any die-hard fan. But if you don't know the difference between Kurt Angle and John Cena, you can skip this and go back to watching Dog the Bounty Hunter re-runs.

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