Star Wars: Lethal Alliance



Star Wars: Lethal Alliance
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We're giving this game an extra point just for resurrecting ye olde Kyle Katarn character, the bearded bland perv from ye olde Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series. Lovely to see you again, Kyle! The game stars a Twi'lek (one of those jester-headed sluts who danced all naughty for Jabba) named Rianna Saren. She's got nice abs and a hovering robot sidekick named Zeeo. (Rhetorical question number #8792: Can the Star Wars franchise possibly be cheapened, besmirched, and/or embarrassed any further?) Most of the action is of the third-person action variety, with the occasional flying level tossed in for good measure. The whole thing makes for a perfectly acceptable action game. Wanting to "be" Luke Skywalker in a game makes sense. But a Twi'lek? The slut-women of the Star Wars universe? That's it—we're officially putting our "slightly used" Star Wars pillow cases on eBay. Come and get them!





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