SOCOM U.S. Navy Seals: Combined Assault

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

Time to go back into the shit, boys and girls. The SOCOM series has always been just a little too serious for our tastes. Blame all those years spent watching M*A*S*H re-runs. Oh, that Hawkeye! And that pig-eyed Frank Burns! If you like your military sims served up without a trace of humor and/or irony, you've come to the right place, Sgt. A. Hole. Combined Assault, unfortunately, continues the series' long-standing traditions of having a nap-inducing single-player experience and A.I. buddies who were clearly touched by angels, to put it kindly. Bottom line: if you're not going online, soldier, then don't bother putting this disc into your PS2. And, um, that's an order.