Battlestations Midway

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

If you can't take your Sunday night bath without making sounds like, Ah-ooh-ga, ah-ooh-ga! Dive! Dive! Or say the words, "You sank my battleship!" after a particularly bad date, this game was made for you. The game opens in Pearl Harbor with all hell breaking loose. Things are looking pretty hairy for you, Sgt. La-Z-Boy. But make good use of your battleships, bombers and subs; you just might win the day. The game features 11 single-player missions, 12 side challenges and some pretty decent multiplayer. But the game's menu system sucks major ass. Seriously, it's easier to do one of those horrendous Sudoku puzzles than to deploy a single bomber. Why is it so hard, Eidos? Why? What did we ever do to you to deserve this?

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