Capcom Puzzle World

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

There are two kinds of puzzles: good puzzles and bad puzzles. Pleasing a woman? That can be a good puzzle. Wait a second. Now that we think about it, that can also be a bad puzzle. You know, when you're working and working and nothing happens. And then things start to get kind of sore. And then you realize that your wife has a weird black hair growing out of her right nipple. And you say, "Look, there's a hair." And she says, "Where?" And you say, "On your nipple." And she says, "I wasn't even in the mood for sex, and I gave in anyway, and in return you tell me that I have a hair growing out of my nipple? Thanks for the news bulletin!" And then she gets out of bed, and spends the night on the couch. Which will give you a chance to play Capcom Puzzle World on your PSP. It's basically a bunch of Capcom head-scratchers from over the years. While none of these puzzlers achieve Tetris-type status, the one that comes closest is Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. It's really fun. And if you put in your headphones while you're playing, you can almost drown out the sounds of your wife screaming from the living room like, "WE REALLY NEED TO HAVE A TALK TOMORROW, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE MY MOTHER MADE AND LIVE MY LIFE IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE!"