Diddy Kong Racing DS

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

We'd be more comfortable walking into a store asking for House of Ass No. 5 or The Ho Vinci Code No. 2 than we would be saying to a clerk, "Um, do you by chance have Diddy Kong Racing in stock?" Holy crap, is that ever one dumb-sounding title. Diddy Kong, for those not in the know, is a protégé of the much older Donkey Kong. Diddy is as skinny and hyperactive as a meth head. And he likes to drive, apparently. What's the difference between this kart-based game and the classic Mario Kart? In this game you get to fly airplanes and operate hovercraft. And the weapons, like the game's rocket launcher, are upgradable. And you'll need to rub the touch screen with your penis. Er, we meant "stylus." Oops. If you don't embarrass easily, and you think the idea of a skinny monkey operating a vehicle is hilarious, by all means check out this game.

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