Ghost Rider

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

This game stars a man who's skull head is engulfed in flames. Fucking cool. Well, what if we told you that this guy with the burning skull also drives a fast motorcycle? You probably just peed a little. Unfortunately, since this is a tie-in with the Nick Cage movie of the same name, they should have called the game The Quick And Dirty Cash-In. The game's on-foot sequences play like back-of-the-fridge leftovers God of War. Press the X button. Press it again. Now press it about 50,000 more times. Who's having fun? Let's see a show of hands, folks! The motorcyle driving segments are just plain ass. Trying to control our rickety bike is like trying to drive grandma's wheelchair down banana peel mountain. Whee!

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