The Godfather Blackhand Edition

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

We were about ready to puke all over our Buster Browns if we had to play one…more…motherfucking…minigame-centric Wii game. And then the FedEx guy pooped this on our desks. It's a Wii port of EA's unbelievably overcooked Godfather game. And hey, Fredo, what do you know? It somehow manages to be our favorite version of the game yet. (Though Michael is still played by Random Faced Guy no. 4,908.) What makes it good? Use the Wii's motion-sensitive controls to make your enemies—and better still, random passersby on the street—sleep with the fishes. Grab a baseball bat, approach an enemy, then swing the Wii remote at your television like a fucking homicidal maniac, all while screaming in pidgeon Italian. Trust us, administering virtual beat downs has never felt so goddamn good.

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