This Dungeons & Dragons-style RPGthou dost dareth to maketh meade pharrts at the King's ye olde roundtable! Prepare to die, Lord Dingus!gets ported to the PS3. Once again, you build your character from scratch (we made a porn star-ninja!) then take him/her on a quest that could potentially last a hundred hours or more. You'll find all kinds of creatures to fight, most of which are about as hideous as the girls left in a Daytona Beach bar at closing time. If your cock just got a plus-two girth boost while reading that, by all means, pick up this game. The rest of you can go back to shopping for M.A.S.H. box sets on eBay. Suicide is painless!