Heatseeker

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

The Wii certainly ain't the most powerful game console on the planet—we accidentally dropped ours and a rat on a wheel fell out—but what it lacks in power, it makes up for with pure fun. Sort of like the way you compensate for your tiny penis with your bad jokes and cologne. Using the Wiimote to pilot an F-15 jet at 500 mph just feels oh so right. You play the game as Mike "Downtown" Hudson, a rookie pilot with a terrible nickname. When a few nations start squabbling, it's up to you and Downtown to square things. Dogfighting, basic recon missions, bombing runs, and beer runs make up the game's 18 missions. Maxim Pro Tip: While playing Heatseeker, either squinting and/or getting a blow job from the old crack whore who lives in the basement of your building automatically makes this game 12 percent more fun to play.

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