Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

Harry, my boy! Back again, eh? With yet another one of your movie tie-in games, I see. Since the bar hasn't exactly been set high thus far—wait a second. Did someone just say the word "bar"? We could swear we just heard the word "bar." Anyway. No matter. This particular Potter game plays like a watered-down version of Bully. You'll run around Hogwarts School performing 30 of so different tasks, using your magic spells like Erection-Be-Gone and Stop-Giggling-Around-Girls. OK, so those two spells are made up. You'll unlock secrets in Moaning Myrtle's Room of Rewards. And no, that one we did not make up. Wouldn't that be a great name for a whorehouse? Moaning Myrtle's Room of Rewards? Boy, would it ever!

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