This game is supposed to be Splinter Cell with vampires, but what it really is is a big piece of wet dog shit with another piece of even wetter dog shit piled on top of it. The dialogue and characters suck, the cut scenes are fucking tedious, and the game play just plain blows. We couldn't even get beyond the fourth level, which is three more levels than we should have played. How much do we hate this game? We rubbed our pubic hairs all over it, broke it into tiny pieces, and then scattered it on the July-soft asphalt in front of the office, just so it could spend the rest of its miserable life being run over by speeding cabs and stepped on by leggy women in high heels. R.I.P., Vampire Rain.
