Who's ready to sing in a high-pitched, womanish voice? Let's see a show of hands, folks. This disc contains 30 songs from the '80s, plus their cornball music videos. You've got your Billy Joel, your "99 Red Balloons" sung by the mysterious Nena, and—wait for it—Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen." In case you forgot, this disc will remind you of just how fucking annoying R.E.M.'s "Stand" really is. What a terrible, terrible song. This is one of those pass-the-mike party games. But seriously, if we show up at your place and this is what you've got planned for the evening, we'll probably just start breaking your IKEA furniture and peeing in the corners.