Unreal Tournament III

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

Better graphics, bigger vehicles—if only we could put a "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT" bumper sticker on the back of the Leviathan—make our second favorite death-match sim (Halo's still king) tops in our book. This third iteration in the series, and second cousin twice removed from Gears of War (which means they can never marry, but can hold hands under the picnic table at family reunions) stars the usual host of brawny dudes wearing armor suits that are so big, they look as if several SUVs gave their lives to create them. The single-player game sucks—why bother, Epic?—but multiplayer is where it's going on. Trust us, a night or two in the warm lap of UT III, and you'll start involuntarily shouting the word "rampage!"

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