Bully: Scholarship Edition

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

If you missed out on playing this game on the PS2, you're an asshole, and we want that $10 you still owe us. Prick. A poet once said that rarely in life do you get second chances. And this, you lucky bucktoothed fool, is your second chance to show some love to a game that's very deserving of it. Bully is a masterpiece; a video game of the highest quality. And its Scholarship Edition is basically the video game equivalent of having your hot girlfriend suddenly announce that not only does she find your penis to be massive, but also that she's actually considering having a second set of breast implants installed on her back. Happy day. The Wii version involves some creative Wii-centric controls; the 360 version has some perverse Achievements for you to unlock. Bottom line: Buy it. Play it. Love it.

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