Iron Man

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

The Skinny: With great power comes great responsibility. And with every great superhero movie comes a crappy-ass tie-in game. Step into the heavy Timberlands of Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man, and fight off wave after wave (after wave) of anonymous annoying enemies.

The Good: We assumed this game might be an easy way to boost our lowly Achievement Points score. But after only 20 minutes, we'd unlocked no Achievement Points, and had about the same amount of fun as we had the last time we visited our rat-faced grandma in her puke-smelling nursing home. (Hi, Grandma! There's the shout-out we promised you!)

The Bad: There's no now-make-her-topless code for Pepper Potts. Lame.

The Only Way to Make This Game Fun: To include a Let's Shave Jeff Bridges Bald minigame.

Buy, Rent, or Disembowel?This one is bound for ye olde landfill.