Wii Fit

Reviewed by:
Scott Jones

The Skinny: OK, Nintendo, while you may have succeeded in getting us to swing our arms around like fools, this is just going too damn far. Jogging in place? Swinging invisible hula hoops around our waists? Doing yoga poses? Feck off.

The Good: We concede that some of the mini-games are kind of fun, especially when Nintendo's trademark randomness reigns supreme. Example: leaning side to side on the Wii Fit board while heading soccer balls is fun. Dodging the occasional cleat? Expected. Dodging the occasional panda head? Now that's sublime.

The Bad: The exercises make our fat hurt.

Will You Just Look at These Damn People Dept.: Nintendo has no shortage of healthy-looking models on the Wii Fit box. OK, you can all go back to Planet Douche Bag and wash each other with Tide now, thanks.

Buy, Rent, or Disembowel?Disembowel. No one needs exercise.

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