The Skinny: Ever wondered what Care Bears on crack looks like?
The Good: Ah, kindergarten. Finger painting. Nap time. Peeing on the teacher's leg. Leave it to video games to bring back the more mind-bending of concepts. Roogoo will have you putting the square peg in the round hole and eating paste just like the good ol' days.
The Bad: The graphics may make it feel like a game for 3-year-olds, but its 45 levels will make you sweat like a 700-pound-old.
Roogoo Festivale: The little idiots jumping around the screen are cute enough to make you throw up your corn flakes. Just pretend they're the cast of How I Met Your Mother and you'll be fine.