Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis

If the only buddies you have are on an Instant Messenger list and your idea of fun is spending hours alone in a dark room, this game will feel like the locker room after gym class. But for those people who believe video games go best with a 12-pack and a gang of friends, Rockstar’s next-gen table tennis simulator is the best thing to happen to one-on-one competition since shit talking. While you’d expect the company that gave us Grand Theft Auto and nearly every hooker-shooting, F-bomb-riddled game of the past decade to pack this jammy with enough nudity to make Tommy Lee blush, they went and created a lightning-fast, family-friendly version of the basement game you played at your uncle’s when you were eight. You know what time it is? Time to make some friends.