Rygar: The Legendary Adventure

Picture barbarian Ah-nuld starring in Clash of the Titans instead of Harry Hamlin, and you’ll know what to expect in this mythological loincloth adventure…almost. Yes, there’s plenty of swordplay, hot princesses, and evil steroid freaks wearing metal codpieces, yet oddly enough, your weapon of choice is a glorified yo-yo. Don’t let that scare you away; this is actually one of the best adventure games we’ve played in a long time—even if pseudo-Conan is killing beasts by the thousands with something from Toys “R” Us.