Simpsons Skateboarding

Over the past year or two, it feels like there have been 58 new Simpsons video games, and we need another mediocre one like we need our crotch in a vice grip. Yes, it’s half-amusing to see Marge do a 360 with her beehive do for, oh, about 10 seconds, but really, let’s just keep the skateboarding to experts like Bart and Tony Hawk—we don’t need to see the whole damn town of Springfield doing Ollies in a nuclear plant. Why doesn’t someone make a game about something that really does the show justice? Collecting Roadkill with Cletus, anyone?