Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity

When Sonic the Fudgehog discovers a magical gravity-manipulating bracelet, instead of starting the world's first zero-gravity porn movie production house, he decides to use it to cheat in his pointless hoverboard races. This is Sega's do-over after their initial attempt at a Mario Kart–style rip-off—the terrible Sonic Riders—failed miserably. Saying that this one is better is like saying that turd is better than that turd because it's shinier. And it has corn in it. If you're more than 4 years old, you'll probably find this game to be about as entertaining as a Barbra Streisand record.