Release Date:
12/21/2001
Game Platform:
XBox
Blasting stuff into bits with X-Wings is cool, but getting to slice Jar Jar into lunchmeat would be nearly orgasmic. We thought our prayers would be answered with the swashbuckling Jedi simulator Obi-Wan until we realized one huge problem: This game doesnt actually let you cut anything into lunchmeat except clunky Battle Droids. What fun is that? Instead, your second-rate bluntsaber just bludgeons things into submission. You might as well be using an aluminum bat for all the good it does. In that case, could Derek Jeter qualify for padawan status?
