Super Swing Golf

OK, so this game looks pretty fucking fruity. Your "character" suffers from a chronic case of Is-It-a-Man-or-Woman Syndrome. Your "caddy" is a goddamn flying paperbag that looks like a cat. But look past all the fruit, and you'll find yourself a nice little golfing sim here. Grab the Wiimote—go on, don't be shy; we just had it checked for diseases—stand perpendicular to your big screen, and swing away like you're John Daly playing in the Arby's Invitational. Like all Wii games, this one asks you to get physical. If you're the kind of person who leaves the front door unlocked so the pizza boy can bring your large with cheese couch-side, don't bother with this game. But if you're willing to work up a lather, and you can tolerate a flying-cat paperbag, by all means plug this disc into your Wii and start swinging.