Forget bran flakes and that old copy of People magazine. Bust out these 12 portable games when you need to make a long, smooth move.
12. Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)
The best portable fighting game ever makes for quick, satisfying matches. And it makes for quick, satisfying dumps. Who knew that kicking a big panda around for 30 seconds could be more effective than a bushel of cabbage and a handful of Crap-Be-Gone pills?
Recommended Dose: Six or seven matches will be more than enough to get your Hershey's Kisses queued up and ready for departure.