The Da Vinci Code

Forget Tom Hanks' greasy, porn star mane—the real mystery for mankind centers on how much money The Da Vinci Code is going to bank at the box office. Until we can find out, here's the official game to quell your ecstasy for puzzle-solving. When you're not gallivanting around a polygon-primped Europe, you'll be walking really slowly in the shadows so the bad guys from the Vatican can't give you that second circumcision you never wanted. Do yourself a favor and stick with the book.