The Hulk

Argh! Puny soldiers mock Hulk’s ill-fitting, purple Capri pants! Hulk smash! Just in time for the blockbuster movie, Marvel’s famously unjolly green giant comes to gaming consoles in this graphically slick smash-’em-up. Players get to sneak around intricate levels as Hulk’s scrawny alter ego Bruce Banner (voiced by the film’s star, Eric Bana) and engage in some Hulk-size mayhem as the lovable monstrosity itself. Hulk toss soldiers, Hulk tap-dance on tanks, Hulk obliterate environments, Hulk unleash dreaded Sonic Clap and Gamma Stomp to clear room. Unfortunately, Hulk also get boring pretty damn fast. Hulk need tender loving of She-Hulk; we, however, need a much heftier radioactive bang for our buck.