It's getting hard to tell if you're buying the latest video game or a Jenna Jameson feature film. (Just buy one of each, just to be on the safe side.)

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2- We're not sure if these two will engage in some reckless jet-skiing or wrestle in Jell-O. Either way, the artist should be awarded for his ability to make cartoon characters who clearly have silicone implants.

Silverfall- It wasn't until we saw the redhead on this cover that we realized boob jobs were popular in the elven community.

Slave Pageant- Anime is the cartoon equivalent of "butterface". Everything is hot but her weird, angular face. That said, this trio tips the T&A scales so far, it should be sold in a paper bag.

Bullet Witch- Somewhere between porn and graphic novel, the cover girl could easily be portrayed by Asia Carrere or Argento.

Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball- There are worse ways to spend an afternoon than watching these animated hotties spike some balls. It's about time soft-core porn merged with extreme sports.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider- She's the original spanksta. 'Nuff said.

Rumble Roses- The mere possibility of one of these cat fighting gals tearing the others top off screams "rent me"-animated or not.

Desperate Housewives: The Game- Even though it's a promotional photo from the ABC series, it's still the five stars sprawled out on satin sheets in a shot that just drips with inferred lesbianism. Plus, there's a pouty Eva Mendes who looks a little too prepared to cross that line.

Titan Quest: Immortal Throne- Sure, the cover suggests bestiality, but it also begs the question, "Why would you fight an enormous three-headed beast in your bra and panties?"

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude- Sure, we'd rather not have Larry interrupting these Betty & Veronica wannabes, but hey, it's still kinda hot isn't it?