Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2

The Ghosts are back, this time they're taking a violent little vacation in sunny, deadly Mexico. If you have no love for ultra-realistic, tech-centric military shooters, then you're liable to enjoy a colonoscopy more than you would enjoy playing this game. Hell, with the Clancy name being attached to so many Ubisoft games these days, Tom Clancy's Advanced Colonoscopy Recon can't be too far off. As usual, brains trump brawn in Warfighter. The single-player campaign is nice and short—eight hours later, you'll be watching the credits. As for improvements: There's a cool six-level co-op mode, the new online maps are rad, and the game doesn't drop you into the shit all alone holding only your cock and your rifle quite as often as the first game did.