Turok

Turok has fallen on such hard times in recent years that we're ready to check the series into Dr. Drew's rehab clinic. And this, the supposed reinvention of the series, does it no favors. Shooting dinosaurs should be a no-brainer, but Touchstone found a way to fuck it all up, with crappy game-play mechanics and crappy level design. Multiplayer is good for a hoot—dinosaurs roam the Deathmatch fields, preying on your unsuspecting foes. We wish a comet would come from outer space and kill this game permanently. And then thousands of years from now, we could look at its bones in the Museum of Natural History.