Release Date:
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Game Platform:
Xbox 360, PS3
The Skinny: A badass Viking warrior named Skarin kicks about 5 bazillion pounds of ass in this hyper-violent Nordic take on God of War.
The Good: Skarin's kills are of the excessively violent variety. You literally split mo-fos in half with entrails flying around like crepe paper. Ah, good times.
The Bad: Skarin has two speeds: slow and slower. We kept wishing we'd unlock some sneakers, a tracksuit, and some Yoplait for the massive bastard.
Please Note: The NFL's Minnesota Vikings had absolutely nothing to do with the making of this game.
Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? Fun, but smells like a rental.
The Good: Skarin's kills are of the excessively violent variety. You literally split mo-fos in half with entrails flying around like crepe paper. Ah, good times.
The Bad: Skarin has two speeds: slow and slower. We kept wishing we'd unlock some sneakers, a tracksuit, and some Yoplait for the massive bastard.
Please Note: The NFL's Minnesota Vikings had absolutely nothing to do with the making of this game.
Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? Fun, but smells like a rental.