Warhawk

In case you've been chained to a radiator in a serial killer's basement—it puts the lotion in the basket!—then you already know that Warhawk is a multiplayer experience. That means this game contains zero off-line content. And that means you'll have to sack-up and go online against 31 other humans in a boom-holy-shit-boom virtual war that makes Baghdad look like the motherfucking teacup ride at Disneyland. You'll die, die, and die some more, doing doormat duty for the game's more experienced players. But once you get a sense of the five different battlefield maps, and learn how to pilot/drive the various planes, tanks, and turrets, you'll be chomping cigars and loving the smell of napalm in the morning.