Many of you may have remembered my pathetic foray into the land of mixed martial arts fighting a couple of months ago, but today, I finally obtained the edge that I was sorely lacking: the Wii Punch-Out press kit. Inside, was the game, a bumper sticker that says "Hellz Yeah!! Little Mac Is Back!", and a hoodie. A pink hoodie. A very, very pink hoodie. The press release explains: "If you want to compete with the toughest mugs the world has to offer, you need to prove yourself every step of the way. You need to get noticed. You need to stand out. You need...A pink sweatshirt."
Okay, I'll buy it. I'm not sure how good it'll do when Gina Carano's fists of fury are coming toward my skull, but look how...awesome...I...look...
OK, so it looks like I dry clean my clothing with Pepto Bismol, but whatevs. It's the perfect diversion; while my opponent is on the floor laughing at my loud wardrobe, it'll give me a wide opening to unleash my gyro tornado punch. You're on notice, Gina:
