If you spend all day dreaming of blowing folks away with an assault rifle, but the army (in an ideal world, at least) rejects you on the basis of your being completely batshit insane, then man, real life sucks. Virtual life, however, is awesome! And Rotocade has something to make it even better: the CTA Playstation 3 Move Assault Rifle. Next time you're shootin' up dudes on SOCOM 4 or Killzone 3, skip the controller and use this lightweight but realistic-looking rifle. Get life-like shooting sound effects from the built-in speaker to give you the full killin', er, gaming experience. So suck it, real world. It's time to blow off some steam gamer-style.
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